Today’s names? Low risk of rhyming with 'poo' and high vibes only. Click before your cousin steals it.

Grab your caramel macchiato and buckle up for today's riveting dive into the world of baby names! Normally, this would not cause the same level of excitement as a K-pop concert or a flash sale, but trust me, today’s picks are so trending they’re practically influencers themselves. And, spoiler alert—neither sound like they should be indelibly linked to a bodily function.

Today’s Boy Name: Orion

Is the name trending?

Oh honey, Orion isn’t just trending; it’s skyrocketing like a SpaceX launch! From the mythical hunter to a celestial constellation, this name is giving off intergalactic vibes. It's on a fast track to becoming the name of the boy who'll steal all hearts — and lunch money — somewhere between Grade 1, and well, forever.

Does the name rhyme with any bad words (is it primary school bully safe)?

Not only does Orion skillfully dodge all the dreaded schoolyard rhymes, but it’s also unlikely to be confused with «Crying Brian.» Rest

easy; your kid won’t be left in tears because of a sneaky rhyme gone rogue.

3 Famous people with this name?

• Orion Weiss – A pianist so gifted, his fingers practically define musical genius.
• Orion Samuelson – If you haven’t heard of this astonishing agricultural broadcaster, it’s time to leaf through some farming material.
• Orion Clemens – Not as famous as his brother Mark Twain, but hey, the name's got historical clout!

What is the history of the name?

Orion stems from Ancient Greek, where it was bestowed upon a mighty hunter. He supposedly caught Artemis' attention — yes, THAT Artemis, goddess of the hunt — so the name holds some seriously divine charm.

What does the name mean?

With roots in the Greek word «wrinkle» or «mountain man,» Orion suggests a vibe of rugged elegance. Not just a name, it’s practically a personality in itself!

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l Name: Sloane

Is the name trending?

Sloane is serving up some major Upper East Side energy, darling. It’s currently climbing fashionably up the charts. People are opting for this über chic pick like die-hard fans at a Taylor Swift Eras Tour.

Does the name rhyme with any bad words (is it primary school bully safe)?

Well, other than the occasional "Alone" on Valentine's Day, Sloane dodges unsavory rhymes with the agility of a cat meme. Your kid’s sass remains unscathed by the playground poets.

3 Famous people with this name?

• Sloane Stephens – Tennis powerhouse who took the 2017 US Open by storm.
• Sloane Crosley
  
  – Writer worth binge-reading with or without a glass of wine.
• Sloane Peterson – Fictional queen from the classic 'Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.' Absolutely iconic.

What is the history of the name?

Once upon an era in Ireland, Sloane was akin to being dubbed as a warrior. You might not have known it, but you've just armed your child with nothing less than a name exuding authority.

What does the name mean?

Sloane signifies «warrior» or «fighter,» bringing an aura of resilience. Think more Beyoncé "Run the World" and less medieval battles.

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